Cook Out

So I'm talking with my MRFD guy last night, online. I asked him what he'd done that day since he's usually 24 on and 48 off and yesterday was one of those off days. He said, "Made me some new camping tools today, wanna see?" Before I could even answer this picture pops up on my screen and I about fell out of my seat laughing sooooo hard. My boys grabbed the computer and it landed on middle son's myspace before I could stop him. Boys and men and their frontal lobotomies...but ya gotta love em. So my advice for you today, don't burn your weinie!

The Latest and Greatest

Y'all should get one of these! In times of economic dismay and keeping the planet green, this is definitely a must. No batteries and very recyclable.....plus when this redneck smoke detector goes off, the family is able to grab a little something to eat before running for their lives. ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

Another Day

Well I told ya I'd write after last weekend and that's just what I'm doing. We went to the parade, Grace made a haul on candy (I think we're set until Halloween) and Shane didn't trip over his hair. A good time was had by all...and the Griz kicked arse! Yay TEAM!

Didn't go out last Saturday night. My neighbor, Nicole, took some pain meds for her back and a corporate decision was made that alchohol should probably not be consumed on top of them. It may have been fun to see her new tricks but because I like her, I behaved once again.

Still plugging along at work. Took yesterday off because I wasn't feeling all that great and ended up watching the movie Fly Boys with my favorite fireman. It was fun. Don't understand what's going on with that boy but he's fun to hang with.

The temp has not received the Taco Bell application yet, only because I haven't had time to pick one up for her. I will not give her a Wendy's app because I want my son to love me forever. The newest joke is that she looks good hanging from the outside of the third floor of our building. The yellow duct tape is a nice touch because it's such a happy color. One more week of this. Yes, I need rehab!

My apologies

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Getting my butt kicked daily at work and home and loving every minute of it. Yes, I'm that kind of girl!
Homecoming game this weekend. Go Griz! Middle son is playing his trumpet in the parade tomorrow morning. "Smoke on the Water" I hope he doesn't fall down because of all the freakin hair in his eyes.
Girls night out tomorrow night as well. I'll let you know how that goes, if I can, when it's over.

The temp is still sucking oxygen...lucky girl.

Shit Birds!!

Oh I hate Mondays with a passion. There's not enough caffiene in the world to make it right! But I'm here, sucking oxygen, gettin er done....just don't look at me wrong or your fate could have a quick ending.

THE TEMP HAS TO GO!

Puzzling.....

Well, I can't figure guys out. A different breed I tell ya. I just can't read them. Here I thought I was getting my heart broken but I guess not. I need a freakin interpretor! or a rule book! or x ray vision!
Anyway, I am not putting away the spoon and the bandaids will remain in their box and Dougie, knees will remain intact. Happiness restored.
Peace out.

It Hurts a Little

I'm nursing a broken heart today. It's ok cuz I'm a big girl and know how this goes but still....yuck. So my little spoon has officially been put away and I'm getting out the bandaids. Men are really hard to figure out.